The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

July 20, 2004

Introducing the Tallest Midget!

Andre 3000 of Outcast has won an award for being the world's sexiest male vegetarian.



Ah yes, very good... who did he beat out?


Yo Lou, let's get it on
What's that you say?



Weird Al and John Cleese?



So I'm guessing those are the only three male vegetarians of even minor fame then?



It's Like the year Lewis beat out Clark for most bangable American explorer.



I'm the masta blasta pickin' up the Shasta my voice sounds good cause it hasta.

6 Comments:

Blogger Vice President Richard M. Johnson said...

Ah Old Mushroom head, finally we can agree on matters. Lewis and Clark -- a resounding ewwww! Err was there a more unsightly mishmesh of western bound travelers since the Doner's party's doggy bag. Clark was oft mistook for the packmule which carried his personal effects and Lewis gave the old expresion "holy-shit-all mighty-that-man-is-unsightly-,-truely-his-ugliness-hurts-my-testicles" new force. Shimars and Teagies good fellows!

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Blogger Banjo Jones said...

Sexy? Looks like he got beat with an ugly stick. Sharp chapeau, though.

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