The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

July 08, 2004

Sir, I take the utmost umbrage with your tone!

My dear sir from the west I do believe you have made a serious error.

This is PeabsThis is MVB
I know Peabs.

I have worked with Peabs.

I sir, am no Peabs.

So look it here check the flavor of the rhythm I wrote and while I got a chance here

Let me clear my throat!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, yet I am close. Actually, I'm right. Behind. You.


11:01 AM  
Blogger President Martin Van Buren said...

I'm not sure what that means, unless you are also dead and trapped in an electrophonic purgatory of a mephistophelean design.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Vice President Richard M. Johnson said...

Trust me my good friends - Coz wouldn't think of returning VanBoring's calls. Har Har I say Har Har.

1:23 PM  
Blogger Peabs, Emperor of the Universe said...

And how exactly do you know this, Richard? Have you been freebasing crack with Coz in Thailand the last month? No. But I was. And it's been amazing. So for you to know what Coz is thinking is merely laughable; for it is clear that it's impossible to understand what the fuck "flazzum flizzum bozzle bop" even means.

Peabs is still pretty, even in retirement.

Obvs in '04.

1:28 PM  
Blogger President Martin Van Buren said...

Peabs, you're OK, with me.


1:38 PM  
Blogger Vice President Richard M. Johnson said...


5:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean the guy in my basement is not Peabs?

8:10 PM  
Blogger Peabs, Emperor of the Universe said...

Damn, you sure told me, Dick. Confound: some have said it's the new fuck... in eighteen fucking thirty six. Shmears.

Obvs in '04.

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Bring back the Free Soil Party!

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