The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

August 20, 2004

Crazy is the new black

I treat my bipolar disorder with thousands of Cuban cigarsWatch out now, JANE PAULIE use to be crazy!!!

I'm sure this revelation has nothing to do with her up coming talk show.



Crazy Michael JacksonSTOP CALLING ME CRAZY!!! doesn't want to be called "wacko" anymore, but he is considering buying a mansion in Liechtenstein. Liechtensteinening police are reportedly preparing a kiddie porn search warrant just in case Wacko Jacko follows through with his crazy plan.


I'm the Jesus of fingertip pushups, but with extra crazy!
Octogenarian nutjob and fitness guru Jack LaLain compares himself to Jesus and not some Puerto Rican guy neither, but the actual Christ. Better keep the crack out of the juicer you crazy fuck!


now I’m the rashiki smokin the lick licky


10 freaky girls inside the chin tiki

8 Comments:

Blogger H G Wells said...

President VanBuren,

I have issued a reprive on the public pages of my blog. In an opiate haze I seem to have mistaken you for my former gardner VanBoren! He obsconded with several dozen tulip bulbs and a rather rare orchid, AH! I'm babbling!

I'm sorry for the mix up.

( And make no mistake, I'm a hard-core lady lova! Well, there was that one time.....bah! )

5:07 PM  
Blogger President Martin Van Buren said...

Appology accepted.

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Blogger Isabella said...

specifically, it seems bi-polar disorder is the new black. Quite frankly, i'm getting really effing tired of irresponsibly lazy bitches munching ass for these diagnoses and then using them as excuses to sit around treating their friends and lovers like crap and validations of their individuality. So off the rack. Couture crazy needs no diagnosis and self-medicates.

Naturally, this cannot apply to any of my own bi-polar friends and lovers, whom i would never resent for their dispensations.

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