The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

August 12, 2004

God is trying to give you a message

NO BUZZSometimes you just have to accept that there is a higher power in the universe and that sometimes he's trying to deliver a message to you through dramatic means.

So for example if you were The Black Eyed Peas' and your studio burnt down to the ground in the middle of recording your new album, you should just quit music and accept that God is telling you that you haven't had any buzz since "Joints and Jam" on the Bullworth Soundtrack and that adding Fergie was totally lame.

The lord works in mysterious ways, granted insurance fraud arson for hire isn't his usual M.O, but it's the lord. And he's mysterious.

What are you going to do?

Pass the joint

Pass the Jam

Turn that shit up

Play it again


Anonymous Anonymous said...

mr president, shmars on the black eyed peas no buzz. not sure if you're familiar w/ basketball yet, but their crappy song (let's get it started) almost drove me to stay sober & NOT watch the NBA finals this year. no buzz indeed.


4:46 PM  
Blogger President Martin Van Buren said...

Agreed, let's get "let's get it started" stopped.

12:21 PM  
Blogger MN said...

Amen! What happened to them? At one time, I thought they were on the verge of something interesting. Now... not so much. Let's get retarded in here

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