The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

August 05, 2004

Guess what I heard?

Ringo is my Favorite Los Lonley Boy, because he likes to wear a headband while sucking assDUDE LOS LONELY BOYS ARE EFFIN' GAY, AND I OUGHT TO KNOW!

I heard you bought the Los Lonely Boys album and were rocking out to it all the way home from Best Buy!

Seers, even John Quincy Adams wouldn't rock that shit and he was just a half-tard, recovering drunk pimping his dad's good name for shits and giggles.



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