The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

August 27, 2004

I'd buy one

It's like buying a large red penis, who wouldn't want that?

I don't know why GM pulled this Corvette ad off the air.

I've never been in a car, don't know how to drive, been dead since 1862 and I'm seriously thinking of getting one.

I mean clearly the kid in the ad has a huge schwantz, you can just tell by looking at his car. It's so obvs, it's schmobvs.

Accentuate your manhood anyway you can, that's what MVB says.

If it takes a $35,000 car, then so be it.

Then she bit me


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