The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

September 15, 2004


According to experts at the current Fashion Week in New York, slutwear is on it's way out.

As far as MVB is concerned sluts are always IN!

Though to be fair, that has a lot more to do with what they don't wear than what they do wear.

In general, thinking is that designers may be acting a bit reactionary to their ho-shions seeping into the kids clothes market. But in my experience once you've let the "tween thong" genie out of the bottle, you're going to have a pretty hard time getting it back in.

Of course these fashionista always lead the general market by several months or even years. If you can't live without see through blouses and low-rise-ass-crack jeans, I suggest you get off the coasts in move to the interior. I suspect the first pair of crotchless boy shorts is just coming off the truck at the Topeka Target. By the time the modesty movement hit's these places, the coasts will probably have re-upped the ante on whoredom... assless chaps, 24-hour dildo jeans, crotch shots on drivers licenses, you get the idea.

You got to stay upon your toes when it come to hos


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