The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

September 29, 2004

Kerry who? Kerry Collins? The chick with blood on her?

Be ashamed, work up your best expression of mock indignation and then pretend you knew all the answers to these questions.


In a completely expected display of "couldn't-give-a-shit-a-tude," the National Annenberg Election Survey produced results that indicated most Americans don't know where the presidential candidates stand on the major issues.


For example a third of those surveyed didn't know that Bush wanted to make it harder to get an abortion (and thus easier to get a patented Damore Back Alley Abortion ©) and about half didn't know Kerry supported taxing the overseas profits of American companies that outsource.


Interestingly enough, .001% of Americans were aware that Candidate Peabs supported, "doing it in the butt."


Think for a minute cuz the hype just died down
That I won't go up in the Oval Office right now
And flip whatever ain't tied down upside down
I'm all for America, fuck the government

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Yessir, sure enough is a nation of 45 year old 5th graders, and the Prophet Bush has them in his spell.

On themes of frontier ignorance, false prophets, and bartered votes, I recently learned that you venerable MVB once sent the notorious geomancer, prognosticator, and Mormon founder Joeseph Smith packing in a huff from your office.

Seems that when he came to the White House to personally offer you the loyalty of his flock in exchange for reparations from a scornful frontier mobocracy, you told him in no uncertain terms that you couldn't help him because you weren't willing to win the Mormons if it meant you would lose Missouri.

I love you Martin Van Buren.

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