The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

September 24, 2004


Nice ear piece ya crazy attention whoreFaded popstar, Sinead O'Connor recently took out a full page ad pleading for privacy, obviously to draw loads of attention to her non-existent career and completely tired socio-political-nutball persona.

When asked for comment, half the world was quoted as saying, "Sinead 'Baldo' O'Connor, I haven't thought about her in years. Probably not since she ripped up that picture of the Pope in like 1992."

The other half of the world said it vaguely remembered her dating Peter Gabriel right around the time his music started to suck and pointed out, "Prince wrote her only good song anyway."

For her own part O'Connor has said, "Please, I just want to be a little old lady now, and not be all controversial and not be bashed and called crazy and laughed at when I open my mouth to sing or speak."

It seems likely that the rest of the world and O'Connor can come to some sort of compromise, for example if her "little old lady" moniker were appended with "who's a crazy media-whore."

Insane in the membrane

Insane in the brain!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Pres, you gots to give her props for opening the playing field for Irish women to front bands and wail insensate gibberish.

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Blogger Allen B said...

Impeachment NOW! Her career is still going strong; she's actually a big international star outside the USA; she totally never dated Peter Gabriel, they just made beautiful music together - literally (and Pete's music has definitely never sucked!) Sinead has written loads of beautiful songs, although the Prince cover was her most commercially successful one in the USA. She ripped up the Pope's pic because the Vatican defended child sexual abusers in court. Nice job there.

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