The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

September 14, 2004

Suddenly wishing I was buried in California

Hey don't get me wrong, I love the ladies and just because I'm dead doesn't mean I don't still have the urge to get it on, but in my experience necrophiliacs come with a lot of baggage that I'm just not looking for right now in a relationship.

Plus most of them are dudes and I just don't flow that way.

My epitaph will read
Was the last of Gs
Kicked the shit to make the white man bleed
God bless the dead


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