Courtney Love's Weekly Courtroom Wrap Up
Through her agent Ms. Hole made only one request of the court, "Could I like sit, instead of standing trial? Like, standing is so hard when your on as much oxy as I am right now... maybe could I lay on the floor?"
Reached for comment Courtney's lawyer, Howard Weitzman said simply, "We hope this will be resolved in a way to allow her to move on with her next court case, subsequent release from rehab, embarrassing public display of nudity, violence and substance abuse -- you know just life as usual."
It should be noted Mr. Weitzman was speaking to reporters as he dragged the unconscious former Mrs. Cobain to his E-Class Benz through the parking lot by her feet, exposing only one of her fake boobs in the process.
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gansta, but still I got flavor
Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?