The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

November 16, 2004

Okay now I'm worried

Looks like someone told Puffy they were going to vote but did notOnly one person was stabbed at the Vibe awards!


David Lee Roth is getting a real job!


And now this!


Why on earth would we want a person who's area of foreign relations expertise is the Soviets to be our nation's chief diplomat?


THERE ARE NO SOVIETS!


Black is white, up is down, left is right.


Only three of these kids are ODB's?  Yeah right.I mean next I suppose you're going to tell me that ODB only had 3 kids...


Oh crap.

He means dirty, down to the floor
See my name is the Ol'DB and I'll beat your ass

6 Comments:

Blogger Isabella said...

All clear signs of a dawning apocalypse.

Condoleeza Rice. pfft. She always looks as if she has just swallowed something bitter, possibly GW's jazz.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Dashiell said...

Where's John Forsyth when you need him?

1:32 PM  
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What to do? JUMP?

I love this quote, "Several weeks ago, Roth saved the life of a heart attack victim in the Bronx by using a defibrillator on her." (aka a JUMP start)

9:35 PM  
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