The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

November 09, 2004

You act like you've never seen a boob before

If you liked the first one, wait til you see the second one!I'm getting a little concerned that my fellow country men and women are a little too easily titillated.

Take for example Ms. Tara Reid's haggard and gnarled breast, which made an unannounced appearance at P Diddy's party last week -- the scared nipple got almost as much play last week as "moral values."

I'm not trying to say we should look away or ignore bared breasts, far from it, but I'm not sure it's really news worthy.

Dolly Madison once gave a high tea for the state department wearing only a smile (she got a bit forgetful at time). Never even made the papers, not because people didn't care, it just wasn't that big of deal.

In 1832, President Jackson gave his entire State of the Union address to both houses of congress with his sack hanging out of his pants. Now granda, he was behind a podium, but he kept turning around to the Speaker of the House and myself and giving us thumbs up and balls out during the speech.

This is probably the first time I've ever mentioned the event.

So, in closing and summation, everyone loves boobs, nutsack, not so much, and in either case, it's not such a big deal.

17 years later I'm as Rude as Jude
Scheming on the first chick with the hugest boobs


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. President you seem to forget that boobs are awesome.

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