The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

December 15, 2004

Live from the Video Game Awards

Who was the big winner at last night's Video Game Awards?


That's right nobody gives a shit.


It's the kind of program you surf by and say, "Hmmm... I wonder if The Geroge Lopez Show is still on?"


And no one has ever watched that show ever.


George Lopez doesn't even exist.


He's a complete fabrication of ABC.


Has anyone actually ever seen this so called George Lopez?


NO.


Because he's made up like George Washington and George Thorogood.


If you are waiting around for any George to show up you might as well pray the tooth fairy will stop by to stop the drunken rage of the Easter Bunny and Kwanzaa Karl.


Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"

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