The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

January 21, 2005

Oh, that sounds fun

that is the grossest thing I ever heardInaugural balls... for something with the word "balls" in them they sound pretty tame to me.

Some say dullest balls since Bocce.

Here's a quick breakdown of the President's evening:

The Bush's visited all 10 Inaugural parties

Got home to the White House by 10pm, an hour and a half ahead of schedule.

Babs Bush breast fed Duyba for 20 minutes and he was out like a light.

And people wonder why this guy has to invade countries to get a boner.

Pussy momma's boy.

Now I cold rock a party in a b-girl stance
I rock on the floor make the fellas wanna dance


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Help me Dude, I'm lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw Elvis in the supermarket yesterday.

No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new plasmatv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a plasma tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger then I'm gonna go home and ask Michael Jackson to come round and watch that waaaay cool surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on my new plasma tv .

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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