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Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

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Bart! Lisa! LOOK OUT

YOU ARE A FAT, HE'S A FAT
Sideshow Bob's escaped from prison again and has obviously killed the guy who sells programs at Circ de Sole for his clothes and been pounding le kremes de krispy like the diabolical madman he is.


Plus seers and full-on roebucks, nice effin' harmonies on your busted ass song -- it's called singing in tune ya' washed up cartoon crooning bastards.


Best Original Song?


More like weak ass category.


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