Even his kid prefers Sanders.
Nikolai Bonds was shattered today after finding out his dad was Barry Bonds not Barry Sanders out side a hospital where his father had knee surgery.
"Barry Bonds? You mean the asshole who's going to take Hammering Hank's home run record?"
He continued, "The same guy who used to be as skinny as me and now has a neck like my thighs is my dad?"
"Holy shit, you are Barry Bonds. Why did you give me this jersey and have me talk to Wayne Fontz on the phone? Why did we visit OK State? Did you think I wouldn't find out? God you really are a roided up douchebag."
Roar roar like a dungeon dragon.