The Wit & Wisdom of Martin VanBuren

Numerically, the 8th President. Objectively, the best ruler in the history of man.

May 10, 2005

Fortune Favors the Bold

A 12 year old pic of Don Juan, he's way older now... AUGUSTAnd is there anything so bold as making actually 80, looks 800, Don Knotts the center piece of your town's festival and parade... and putting it off until AUGUST.


That's what some shit hole in West Virginia did.


Plus they are going to have a film festival and brew a special beer in his honor that when imbued makes you piss your pants and flirt with Joyce DeWitt just like the real Knotts.


Have mercy baby
I hope you don't mind

May 05, 2005

Hey remember Hockey?

BMF

Neither do we.


But we do remember this 2002 ESPYs skit featuring Chris Cheliblos.


What we wouldn't pay to see Lord Stanley's cup shoved up his candy ass by Jules.


11 years later, still best.

Cause my colors death
thou we all want peace
but our war won't end,
till all wars cease.